The Bouncing Baby Bunnies and the Bagel Disaster: Tongue Twister

 

The Bouncing Baby Bunnies and the Bagel Disaster

Once upon a thyme (yes, the herb), in the peaceful town of Bagelville, five bouncing baby bunnies—Bibi, Bobo, Bubu, Bambi, and Beyoncé—decided they were tired of munching plain old carrots.
“We’re not basic bunnies,” said Bambi, dramatically tossing her floppy ear. “We deserve blueberry bagels with flair!”

Now, these baby bunnies had watched exactly one baking show, so naturally, they assumed they were Michelin-level chefs.

With aprons tied (poorly), they bounced into the Bunny Bakehouse.
Flour flew. Blueberries bounced. The dough... well, it stuck to the ceiling, the floor, and Bobo’s tail.

“We knead it!” squeaked Bubu, slapping the dough like it owed him rent.
But Beyoncé, the diva of the group, mistook baking soda for glitter and threw it in for "sparkle."

Just as the oven dinged, a blueberry explosion erupted. Bagels burst through the windows like tiny carb missiles.
One hit a pigeon mid-flight.
Another bounced off a farmer’s hat.
And one somehow landed in a tourist’s coffee.

A stunned squirrel reporter from The Daily Nut arrived and asked, “What happened here?”

Bibi, with dough still in her ears, replied,
“We were just trying to raise the buns of Bagelville.”

The town forgave them—because the bagels, oddly, tasted amazing.
Crispy, fluffy, and slightly glittery.
Now every Sunday, Bagelville hosts the "Bouncing Bunny Bake-Off", where no one leaves without flour in their fur and at least one airborne bagel bruise.

And the bunnies?

They’re working on their next recipe: Carrot Curry Croissants.

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