Unusual & WItty Jokes

 

1. I told my suitcase that there will be no vacations this year.
   – Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage.

2. I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
   – The doctor said I’m fine, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

3. My neighbor knocked on my door at 3 AM! Can you believe it?!
   – Luckily, I was still awake playing the drums.

4. I used to be a banker... but I lost interest.

5. My friend told me onions are the only food that can make you cry.
   – So I threw a coconut at his face.

6. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
   – They don’t have the guts.

7. I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
   – I asked, “What’s the word on the street?”

8. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
   – She gave me a hug.

9. Parallel lines have so much in common.
   – Too bad they’ll never meet.

10. My phone battery and my social life have a lot in common.
    – They both die quickly.

Which one made you laugh the most? 😆